Nov 19, 2007

FAIL - A Whole Lotta Fail

SOTP - FIAL While not truly a 'fail' is a good start to what we're going for here.

Massive Truck of Fail - this is a message board scroll stopper.
Cop Fail - 'Nuff said, moving on.

Overpacked Donkey Fail - reminds me of the hatchback overpacked with drywall. This is funnier. It has a Donkey in the air.

FAIL - DVD. It's a DVD Rewinder. Act now! On Sale! Only $19.95 - But wait, there's more! You Failed!

Redneck Fail - looks like you were towing something, then you weren't and now you're in a house.

Unfriendly Skies Fail - It's my first day.

Fail, 4x. Failed to find a parking spot. You hit the boat. You found a parking spot, but in a blue zone. Best of all fail - you posed with your fail.

You've Got Fail: Kind of limp. Funny use of a movie poster. Someone took the time to get the M out of the original title.

Your Tank of Fail Has Arrived: Good picture. Not clever enough to get higher on the list. Better than You've Got Fail, though.

Kid Fails: You know, you could have easily made this mistake yourself. But he's wearing a ridiculous fire helmet so, there's that, which makes it better than the tanker.

Whale of a Fail: Kind of sad. Nice try with the use of wording. Would like to see the whale more decomposed perhaps. A better angle?

Tony Romo: Very good. Not very timely though. Brings back good memories of a very good 2006 failure though.

Kitty Fail: This one is extremely popular on Google. For some reason.

Fail Storm: Good for the message boards. Gets it's point across.

Motivational Fail: Trying really hard to be funnier than it is. The Despair posters - De-motivational posters - are much, much better than this homemade fail. However, that kid really does drive in a fail.

Dog: Pretty good. The dog does go through a loop, just not the one he was supposed to.

Soccer Fail: Great picture. A scroll stopper for sure. But it's soccer, and Americans have no idea what that object is on the man's face. Perhaps it's a tumor of some kind?

All Aboard the Failboat: Very good. Now we're getting somewhere. It's not even a sailboat. That's added humor value! If you look really closely, there's even a laptop computer falling into the drink.

Fail Camera: Now this one is pure sight gag, and that's a thinkin' man's fail. I also like how this would have had to have taken one or two people, plus manual labor to fail this well.

Dukakis in a Tank

Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse: You've seen the footage. It was even used in a TDK commercial in the 90's. Nice good failure, not as tragic, or as overhanded and metaphorical as the Titanic. Slightly more intelligent than some of the other Fails on this list.

Set Sail for Fail: Wonderful use of the English Language, plus the picture is fantastic! Ought to be higher on the list of fails.

Epic Fail: Even if you're not a fan of the brand, even a Mormon knows that when a beer truck dumps it's load on the road - you have achieved an epic fail.

Donald Sutherland Fail: This on goes right through your soul. When you see Donald Sutherland pointing at YOU, you know right then and there you f+ed up darn good. I think this one is my favorite!

Stroller Fail: What I like about this is that it looks as though it came from a manual or some government pamphlet for really, really, stupid people. It seems so official and matter of fact. A graphic artist actually had to draw this. Wonderful failure.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Chicago Cubs.

Cut n' Paste to your hard drive for your next flame war! Feel free to send me links to better ones or argue what should be higher on the list. And yeah, I stole these from you on some board, so suck it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

the 'laptop' from the Failboat is actualy a peice of flooring, you can see the square holes where it came from.

Anonymous said...

This collection of epic fails results in one big ass epic win. LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, STFU. He's fat, it's funny,

Anonymous said...

I like the basketball one... it's hi-larious